Eviction notice

The Bat Guys came and installed bat doors. It looks like a piece of window screen folded into a tube, and it may well be just that, but I will do anything to avoid being awakened by a bat flying around my head again. These are the opposite of a roach motel. Bats can check out but they can't come back in. The guys also sealed up the holes through which the bats were entering the house. They'll come back in 30 days to remove these doors and seal up these last few holes.

I vant to suck your blood...

This is not an actual bat from our house, but I think the ones we have are going to look like this, based on sound it made banging into the window screens last night.

If I were to list our house for sale tomorrow, the listing would be featured on the blog Its lovely, I'll take it.

The description would read:
Lovely in-town Victorian with many years of termite damage, possible infestation of carpenter bees. Master Bat Room has plenty of space for your colony of nocturnal bats.

Yes. Bats. We now have bats. In our bedroom. Flying around while we peacefully slept. We are not sleeping there now! We have a Bat Man coming over this afternoon to try to find the little guy who is hiding and to tell us how he managed to get into the house in the first place.